Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my t... - Bill Watterson
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
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"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."
"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."