More quotes by Bill Watterson

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
"Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?"
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."