More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"
"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."