To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You c... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do NOT attempt to snort it or distribute as a healthy cocaine substitute.)"
"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."