More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"I wish the military were the militerary. Less fighting and more reading."
"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."
"If I told you that my global audience has shot up 100% in the last six months, what would you say? If you were to say, “So you went from one reader to two readers?” you’d be absolutely correct. And after I had congratulated you on your keen guess, I’d thank you for being 50% of my reading base."
"Squeeze out the competition—with hugs. I’m giving out FREE hugs while samples last. After that I’ll have to charge an arm and a leg—or maybe just two arms."