Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirst... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."

"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."

"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."

"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."

"If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you might not like the smell of success."