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"I love like a leaf in the wind. Please, hold your applause until the end of the performance (the last day of fall)."
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"Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earthly meeting with God on the day after tomorrow. So that’s nice."
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"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."
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"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."
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"Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings, and so did my first love letter, after I folded it up and flung it at my crush."
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