An exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or f... - Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

"I love like a leaf in the wind. Please, hold your applause until the end of the performance (the last day of fall)."

"Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earthly meeting with God on the day after tomorrow. So that’s nice."

"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."

"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."

"Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings, and so did my first love letter, after I folded it up and flung it at my crush."