She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could... - Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."

"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."

"You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash."

"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."

"I love like a leaf in the wind. Please, hold your applause until the end of the performance (the last day of fall)."