Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy thin... - Will Rogers

"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"I never met a man that I didn't like."

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."