More quotes by Will Rogers

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."