More quotes by Will Rogers

"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Always drink upstream from the herd."