More quotes by Will Rogers

"Always drink upstream from the herd."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over."