More quotes by Will Rogers

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."