More quotes by Will Rogers

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."
"I never met a man that I didn't like."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."