More quotes by Will Rogers

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"Always drink upstream from the herd."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."