Never miss a good chance to shut up. - Will Rogers
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"I never met a man that I didn't like."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."
"Always drink upstream from the herd."