App idea: in real time track trends as swarms of keywords fo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"App idea: in real time track trends as swarms of keywords form, and use this data to invest in the next unicorn #startup.You'll be able to ride that #startup unicorn like you are Billy the Kid, as you watch your profits shoot up."

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