Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. Yo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"77 degrees in the fall feels cold, and 77 degrees in the spring feels hot. That’s why I’m selling year-round-nudity for half-price."
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
"She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When we make love it will be like (x + 2)(2x -1) = 0, solve for x."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."