Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up w... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."

"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."

"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."