Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up w... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."