I’ve got a way with love. Away with love. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."

"Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute."

"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."

"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."