I’ve got a way with love. Away with love. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."

"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."