Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

"People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation."

"The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners."

"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"