Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."
"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."
"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."
"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."
"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."
"Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her depleting jewelry box."
"Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers."