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"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."
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"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."
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"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."
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"Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her depleting jewelry box."
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"Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers."
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