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"I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge."
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"Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her depleting jewelry box."
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"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."
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"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"
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"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."
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