The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernis... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

"Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her depleting jewelry box."

"People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life."