The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernis... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."

"The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming."

"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."

"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."

"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"