Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really b... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"I don’t know the kind of person I’ll be tomorrow, but I’ll be able to look back on yesterday and ask “What was that guy’s problem?” The future is full of condescending jerks."

"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."

"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."