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"I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge."
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"Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note"
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"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."
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"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."
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"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."
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