Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."
"Her beauty took my breath away, and allowed the spring breeze to fill my lungs with honeysuckle, jasmine, and desire."
"Are you tired, irritable, or suffering from heartburn? Ask your doctor if my love is right for you. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 9 out of 10 is 90%."