More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I could scarf down a scarf faster than I could eat any other throat warmer, with the possible exception of your clenched hands around my neck."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."
"I mined my mind, and I found no love. My heart is where excavation yields gold, and if you dig me as much as I dig you, we can both get rich."
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."