Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Different people have different ideas. We need to kill them—the ideas, not the people. The people we just need to torture."
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
"I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself."
"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."