More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."
"A little part of me dies every time I try to commit suicide. If life is a buffet, I’m still in the mac and cheese phase. Maybe one day I’ll mature into more of a meatloaf kind of guy."
"I watched the leaves change colors, and I thought, “People do that too. Their hair changes color as they age.” I remember that as my grandpa got older, his hair went from green to yellow to red, like a traffic light, only with slightly less honking."
"I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."