More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries."
"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."