More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"The heart is man’s treasure, and that’s why it’s locked in a cage of ribs with only one key. The key isn’t metal or material—it’s the feeling of love."
"The heart sees what the eyes do not, and the heart hears what the ears cannot. Sight and sound are vibrations, and so is love."
"I have the superhero gift of invisibility. I must be invisible, because the woman I love doesn’t see me. I might as well be into Helen Keller."
"I’m feeling morass, when I should be feeling more ass. I can put my sadness behind me with what’s behind you."