We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."