We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."