We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I’m always the last in love by exactly one person."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."