Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."