Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person."