Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."