Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"