Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."