More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More