Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."