I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."

"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."