More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More