I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."