More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More