A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."