A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."