A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."