A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."