We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."