We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."