We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."