"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."