"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."