"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."