I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with lov... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."