I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with lov... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."