"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."