"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."