We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"Entrepreneurs adopt the ways of the adept and adapt to a changing environment. Actually, entrepreneurs are more enterpreneurs, because they are forever entering into new territory."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"The salesman said the sale was happening because all the gizmos in the store had to be liquidated. It was a lot of solidfluid, and I would have bought something, but the only thing I was thirsty for was her love."