We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs."
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"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."
"I’ll convert a school desk into a tricycle, because how else am I supposed to learn to love? It’s not like baseball gloves are very effective oven mitts."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"Like a ballet dancer, she keeps me on my toes. This dance we're doing, it keeps me so fit I know she's a perfect fit for me."