In my memory her love shimmers, glimmers, and glitters the w... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you don't think you need to develop your personal brand, my advice for you comes in the wisdom of two road signs: STOP; DEAD END."

"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."

"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."

"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."

"Instead of sidewalks, why not sideruns? After all, the pace of life is faster than it has ever been, so I think our infrastructure’s nomenclature should reflect that."