More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries."
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."
"To get people to notice you, you must be unique. If I were invisible, everybody would see me for who I am as a person."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"I think about her sometimes, and wonder what she’s doing and who she’s doing it with. I suppose I could just stalk her Facebook page like a normal person, but that doesn’t seem as romantic as surveillance and GPS tracking."