More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed."
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
"Every night I sleep like a log. In a lit fireplace. If you bring the marshmallows, I’ll bring the burning desire for you."
"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."