More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
"Quit making shade while I’m trying to make noon. Go put on a blindfold and act like midnight. There’s leftover love in the freezer if you get cold."
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"I like eating extra-virgin coconut oil. That’s like super non-fucked coconut oil."