I need to take loving to the extreme, as if it were a sport... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I need to take loving to the extreme, as if it were a sport requiring a helmet and parachute. I wonder if @redbull would sponsor me."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"
"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I put the sing in single—especially when I’m in the shower. Does anybody have any requests they’d like to shout out while the water’s getting hot? As always, silence all cell phones during the duration of my performance."