More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday."
"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."
"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."