What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by d... - Dave Barry
"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter."
"Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything."
"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings."
"It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin."