The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling t... - Dave Barry
"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
"Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?"
"Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects."
"Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.'Don't be silly. You're a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right?Perhaps you are thinking: 'Yes, but how am I going to pay the credit-card company?'Don't be silly. You have a tank, right?"
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!"