More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"Do you want some fresh tomato soup to go? I’ll put it in a mesh strainer. Oh, if only love were as easy to contain as soup in a strainer."
"You should save your hard-earned dollars, because one day when you have no electricity you'll need a big stash to burn to keep yourself warm."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."