I morphed from a fly to a flower to a butterfly, which is li... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I morphed from a fly to a flower to a butterfly, which is like a combination flower and fly. I thought I was in love, but I was merely asleep."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."
"Some people grow cotton, while I have a t-shirt farm. The rainy season is when I get the most visitors."
"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."
"Coin a new word and hear it jingle in your pocket with all your other change. My love for you is sofacouchsitsitting, so you’d better buckle up."