Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dre... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked."

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