Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

"When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in."

"It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you."

"Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large."

"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."

"I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope."