Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."

"Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large."

"It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you."

"When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in."

"My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it."