When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."
"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."
"My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it."
"When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose."
"I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope."
"I knew it, but I knew you didn’t know I knew it, so I knew to not let you know I knew it by acting like I didn’t know it."
"Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large."