More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"The sky itches and that’s why I tickled it with the feather of a bird. Do you realize it’s been 14 days since two weeks ago? Boy, time flies."
"He was an introverted kid, so I didn’t send him to his room as punishment. No, I took him to a party."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."