More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"I want to love you down. I want to love you deep. I want to love you up. And I want to love you width all my heart. Now that is #4DFeeling."
"The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt."