My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you pref... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"I sip my coffee like I fall in love—alone in a field of flowers, writing poetry for the mailman, who delivers love letters, but never gets any."
"Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."