More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She's beautiful, but so what? If the University of Florida taught me anything, it's that beautiful women are everywhere. The trick is to find the diamond among all the glittering cubic zirconias."
"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."
"When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."