"I don’t want to develop—I want to evelop, because it’s more positive. Similarly, would you rather your love evolve or devolve? That’s why if you need me, I’ll be on the sofa trying to evelop myself as a person."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire."
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."