More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."
"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"
"Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears."
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."