My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same."
"My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same."
"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
"Mainstream news wants to keep you as a useful idiot. Instead, try being a non-useful idiot."
"As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going to stand around waiting to move, you may as well get paid to hold a pawnshop sign."
"Between Portland and Seattle is a mint factory, and they made sweets like we made sweet love, and America needs more manufacturers like us."