When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope... - Erma Bombeck
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me."
More quotes by Erma Bombeck
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?"it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
"Housework can kill you if done right."
"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food"