More quotes by Erma Bombeck

"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?"it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
"Housework can kill you if done right."
"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."