More quotes by Erma Bombeck

"Housework can kill you if done right."
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
"It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."