More quotes by Erma Bombeck

"Housework can kill you if done right."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."