More quotes by Erma Bombeck

"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?"it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
"It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive."
"Housework can kill you if done right."