I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food - Erma Bombeck
"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food"
"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food"
"Housework can kill you if done right."
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
"It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."