More quotes by Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

"Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something"
"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."
"There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself."
"A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them."
"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."