When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s bec... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."

"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."