When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s bec... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"

"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."