When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s bec... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"