When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s bec... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."

"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."

"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."