When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s bec... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."